Jumbo Jack Cheeseburger
"DISCLAIMER: For a limited time, smoked cheddar cheese may be subbed in place of American cheese. Calorie counts will differ. To request more details, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
This is the cheeseburger other cheeseburgers have posters of in their bedrooms. A 100% beef patty topped with two slices of American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, chopped onions, real mayonnaise, and ketchup on a Buttery Bakery Bun. Now, you want a poster too, huh?"