Joe Theismanns Restaurant


25-40 min
1800 Diagonal Rd (NaN mi)
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Open Hours

Order Delivery until 11:30 PM
11:00 AM-12:00 AM
11:00 AM-12:00 AM
11:00 AM-12:00 AM
11:00 AM-12:00 AM
11:00 AM-12:00 AM
11:00 AM-12:00 AM
11:00 AM-12:00 AM


Ahi Tuna

Seared rare, mixed greens, wasabi, sesame ginger.

Flash Fried Calamari

Onions, banana peppers, marinara, sweet chili sauce.

Lollipop Lamb Chops

Grilled, marinated, mint vinaigrette, feta cheese.

Oyster Florentine

broiled in the half shell with spinach, parmesan, garlic white wine

Fried Eggplant & Goat Cheese

Vegetarian. Basil pesto, balsamic reduction.

Duck Spring Rolls

Roasted pulled duck, cabbage, sesame ginger.

BBQ Shrimp

Bacon-wrapped, flame-grilled, bbq.


French Onion Soup

Roasted garlic croutons, melted provolone cheese. Bowl.

Tomato Basil Soup


Spicy Crab Gumbo Soup

Creole vegetables, jumbo lump crab, basmati rice.

Soup Du Jour Soup


Entree Salads

Cab Entree Salad

Fried chicken, avocado, bacon, red onion, cucumber, cheese, tomato, mixed greens, ranch.

Asian Chicken Entree Salad

Mandarin oranges, snow peas, fried wonton strips, peanuts, mixed greens, sesame ginger.

Grilled Atlantic Salmon Entree Salad

Dried cranberries, candied pecans, mixed greens, champagne vinaigrette.

Grilled Halloumi Entree Salad

Vegetarian. French green beans, zucchini and squash ribbons, cherry tomatoes, artisan lettuce, balsamic vinaigrette.

Signature Small Salads

Iceberg Wedge Salad

Bacon, red onions, cherry tomatoes, crumbled bleu cheese, bleu cheese dressing.

Caesar Salad

Fresh parmesan, croutons, romaine lettuce.

Greens & Feta Salad

Vegetarian. Candied pecans, feta cheese, dried cranberries, spring mix, champagne vinaigrette.

Garden Salad

Vegetarian. Seasonal vegetables, artisan lettuce, balsamic vinaigrette.

Lunch Entrees

Grilled Atlantic Salmon

Sautéed spinach, basmati rice, citrus butter.

Twin Maryland Style Crab Cakes

Jumbo lump crab, French fries, California slaw.

Fish Taco Platter

Fried grouper, pico de gallo, cabbage, lettuce, flour tortilla, cilantro, avocado-ranch, cajun fries.

Beer Battered Fish & Chips

Beer battered cod, fries, California coleslaw, spicy tartar.

Signature Pork Chop

Whipped sweet potato, seasonal vegetable.

Chicken Louisiana

Shrimp, peppers, onions, andouille, cajun cream, garlic whipped Idaho potato.


Ground beef, ricotta, provolone, parmesan, marinara.

Almond Crusted Halibut

Parmesan potatoes, asparagus, lobster ginger cream.

Sesame Crusted Ahi Tuna

Basmati rice, snow peas, sesame ginger.

Lobster & Shrimp Pappardelle

Green onion, roma tomato, lobster ginger cream.

Surf & Turf

Sliced tenderloin, sautéed shrimp, seasonal vegetable.

Grilled Kofta Kebob

Lamb and beef, grilled romaine lettuce, cucumber tzatziki, fresh tomatoes.

California Chicken

Avocado, pico de gallo, monterey jack, garden rice.

Eggplant Parmesan

Vegetarian. Breaded eggplant, linguini, parmesan, marinara.


Chicken Parmesan Sub

marinara, provolone, mozzarella

Ultimate Fish Sandwich

Fried grouper, sautéed onions, cole slaw, American cheese, brioche bun.

Classic Reuben Sandwich

Corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss, Russian, marble rye.

Maryland Style Crab Cake Sandwich

Lettuce, tomato, brioche bun, spicy tartar.

Fried Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Spicy buffalo sauce, bleu cheese, lettuce, tomato.

Caprese Panini Sandwich

Vegetarian. Roasted heirloom tomatoes, basil, fresh mozzarella, pesto, rosemary focaccia.


Turkey Burger

Cajun seasoning, monterey jack, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickle, chive aioli.

Grass Fed Burger

Flame grilled, lettuce, tomato, onion.

BBQ-Bacon Bison Burger

Cheddar, fried onion straws, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato.

House Burger

Lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle.

Bar Fare

Chicken Tenders

Honey mustard.

Chicken Wings

Buffalo, teriyaki or bbq, bleu cheese dressing.

Baked Pretzel Loaves

Vegetarian. Beer cheese.

Potato Skins

Cheddar, bacon, green onion, bbq, sour cream.

Artichoke Flatbread

Vegetarian. mozzarella, feta, spinach, roasted red peppers.

Spinach-Artichoke Dip

Vegetarian. Pita bread.

Three Cheese Nachos

Vegetarian. With black bean puree, jalapeño, tomato.

Chesapeake Crab Dip

Pita bread.

Pepperoni & Mushroom Flatbread

Diced gourmet pepperoni, sautéed portobello mushroom, provolone, mozzarella, marinara.

Caprese Flatbread

Vegetarian. Fresh mozzarella, heirloom tomatoes, pesto, balsamic reduction.




Diet Coke




Ginger Ale


Pibb Xtra


Barq’s Root Beer


Minute Maid Lemonade


Fuze Raspberry Ice Tea


Unsweetened Ice Tea


Sweetened Ice Tea


Saratoga Spring Water


Saratoga Sparkling Spring Water



Dulce De Leche Cheesecake

Ribbons of caramel in a sweet cream cheesecake.

Flourless Chocolate Cake

Layers of rich chocolate cake & fudge icing.

Peanut Butter Pie

Chunks of Reese's peanut butter cups, chocolate ganache.

Chocolate Molten Lava Cake

with vanilla ice cream

Chocolate Chip Bread Pudding

drizzled with almond butter & topped with vanilla ice cream

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