Crazy Burger Cafe & Juice Bar
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Sunday
8:00 AM - 2:00 PM • Menu
Monday
9:00 AM - 8:00 PM • Menu
4:01 PM - 8:00 PM • Crazy Kids Stuff After 4pm
Tuesday
9:00 AM - 2:00 PM • Menu
Wednesday - Thursday
9:00 AM - 8:00 PM • Menu
4:01 PM - 8:00 PM • Crazy Kids Stuff After 4pm
Friday - Saturday
8:00 AM - 8:00 PM • Menu
4:01 PM - 8:00 PM • Crazy Kids Stuff After 4pm
Pancakes / French Toast
Topped with fresh strawberries, bananas and/or blueberries for an extra charge. All are dusted with x** sugar. *Served with 100% Vermont maple syrup.House Specialties
Usually with home fries. Substitute fruit for home fries for an extra charge.- Breakfast Crepes$15.99Two spinach crepes stuffed with sundried tomato-three cheese pesto, scrambled eggs. Grilled, filled & finished with sweet balsamic syrup. Sweet potato fries on the side.
- Mexi Burrito$14.99Scrambled, avocado, black beans, salsa, cheddar salsa, and sour cream in a grilled tortilla.
- Mexi-Tofu$13.99Seasoned tofu, with avocado, smoky salsa, goat cheese along with homefries and brioche.
- Nikisheafu$15.99Seasoned tofu, steamed broccoli, spinach, mushrooms, and soy cheese. Topped with avocado & red onion. Presented with salsa & rye toast.
- Tavocado Toast$12.99Thick cut whole wheat toast points with tomatillo guacamole, crazy salt, alfalfa sprouts, and a lemon wedge. Served with fresh fruit healthy AF.
Quesadilla Zona
Substitute tofu for eggs.. Add $2.25.- Breakfast Quesadilla$15.99Turkey sausage, roasted peppers, black beans & cheddar/jack scrambled with eggs and grilled into a flour tortilla, topped with salsa & sour cream.
- Just in Quesadilla$15.99Steamed spinach, tomato, goat cheese & mushrooms scrambled with eggs and grilled in a tomato tortilla, topped with red pepper oil.
- Western Quesadilla$15.99Canadian bacon, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers & cheddar/jack grilled in a flour tortilla with scrambled eggs topped with salsa.
- Vegan Quesadilla$16.99Spinach, broccoli & soy cheese with seasoned scrambled tofu grilled in a tomato tortilla with salsa & red pepper oil.
Not Burgers Not Breakfast
- Honey BBQ Chicken Enchilada$16.99Honey BBQ chicken enchilada: honey glazed chicken-grilled, pulled, and mixed with corn, black bean, and fresh jalapeños. Baked in a flour tortilla with a tangy barbeque mole and cheddar-jack cheese.
- Coconut Chicken Sandwich$15.99Our fried coconut chicken with melty brie; on a bolo with your choice of teaser - orange sesame dressing on the side.
Hoof, Fin & Claw Burgers
If an item is fried it is not 100% gluten free. Comes with Bangkok slaw or balsamic beans. You may substitute one of our other crazy sides for an extra charge. Ditch the bun and have your burger in a bowl of fun for an extra charge to any burger we put in a bowl with Bangkok slaw, pickles, and greens along with the everything else from each burger except the bun.- Freaky Fajita Burger$15.99Ground chicken marinated "Tex-Mex" style, mixed with cheddar/jack then grilled in a tortilla with avocado. Salsa and sour cream are on the side.
- Hokey Hillbilly Burger$14.99Ground chicken marinated in garlic, basil, and buttermilk, breaded, and deep fried. Served on a bolo with honey mustard sauce.
- Luna-Sea Burger$16.99Freshly ground salmon mixed with pistachio pesto, then baked in phyllo dough and served with a side of orange-chipotle mayonnaise.
- Mahi Mahi Taco Burger$16.99Mixed with jalapenos, citrus, and vegetables; breaded in a corn chip crust and wrapped in a tortilla with Bangkok slaw. Guacamole on the side.
Vertiginous Vegan Burgers
No animal products used. Comes with Bangkok slaw. You may substitute one of our other crazy sides for an extra charge. Ditch the bun and have your burger in a bowl of fun for an extra charge to any burger we put in a bowl with Bangkok slaw, pickles, and greens along with the everything else from each burger except the bun.Mad Max Burgers
Ground beef blend served in wacky fashion. All beef burgers are gluten free without the bread. Gluten free bread for an extra charge. Advisory: items that are raw or partially cooked can increase your risk of foodborne illness. If you are vulnerable to food borne illness should only eat seafood, eggs, beef, and other food from animals thoroughly cooked. Comes with Bangkok slaw. You may substitute one of our other crazy sides for an extra charge. Ditch the bun and have your burger in a bowl of fun for an extra charge to any burger we put in a bowl with Bangkok slaw, pickles, and greens along with the everything else from each burger except the bun.Crazy Sides
Soups & Salads
Add grilled or coconut chicken to any salad for an extra charge.Appetizers
Dessertations
Crazy Kids Stuff
No big kids allowed!Smoothies
Crazy fruit concoctions with yogurt, simple syrup & ice.Fresh Juices
All juices made to order.Milkshakes
Combine and create your own flavor from below. Cookie not vegan, more than 3 extras.Vegan Shakes
Combine and create your own flavor from below. Cookie not vegan, more than 3 extras.Frozen Lemonade
May be ordered over ice instead of frozen.Espresso Drinks
