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BUNDLES
- THE GOOD SH*T MUNCHIES BUNDLE$26.491 Good Sh*t Pie + 1 Knot + 1 Drink + 1 Dessert. Indulge in our "Good Sh*t Munchies Bundle" and treat yourself to some of our most popular pies! Choose hits like "The Maverick" or "Thee Outlaw." Refresh with distinctive drinks such as Ginger Berry Lemonade or Nixie Lime Ginger Sparkling Water. For dessert, savor a Fruity Crispy Bar or our original Crispy Bar, and round out this gourmet experience with a side of Vegan or Mozz Knots.
- BASIC B MUNCHIES BUNDLE$24.091 Basic B Pie + 1 Knot + 1 Drink + 1 Dessert. Dive into our "Basic B Munchies Bundle" for just $20! Whether it's late-night cravings or a daytime snack attack, we've got you covered. Choose from our basic B-tier pies like "Cheese" or "White Pie," pair it with a refreshing drink such as Mango Passion Fruit or Dark Cherry Cola, pick a dessert like a Chocolate Chunk Cookie, and finish off with a side of Gnarlic or Hot Knots. It’s the perfect way to satisfy your munchies without breaking the bank!
- THE DRIP MUNCHIES BUNDLE$28.89Treat yourself with our "Drip Pies Bundle"! Select from our premium drip pies, complement with expertly crafted knots, choose a refreshing drink, and cap it off with a choice of a cookie or crispy treat. This bundle is the ultimate indulgence for those who crave the best and sweetest delights.
THE GOOD SH*T
- AMERICAN HONEY$15.39Savor the daring blend in our American Honey Pie. Our unique cup-and-char pepperoni and fresh mozzarella find home on spicy tomato sauce, contrasted with tangy goat cheese and crisp arugula. A drizzle of hot honey and a dusting of red pepper flakes amplify this pizza to a tantalizing interplay of sweet, spicy, and savory satisfaction.Allergens: Animal Product, Milk, Wheat & Gluten
- NEW G$15.39Dive into our New G Pie: classic tomato and our secret 'T' sauce underpin fresh mozzarella and fragrant basil, creating a timeless yet tantalizing taste adventure.Allergens: Animal Product, Egg, Milk, Wheat & Gluten, Soy
- LIL RONI$15.39Meet our Lil Roni: a comforting combination of classic sauce and shredded mozzarella, proudly adorned with our signature cup-and-char pepperoni. A humble nod to the time-honored classics, this pie offers a familiar, heartwarming feast in every delightful bite. Simple, yet absolutely irresistible.Allergens: Animal Product, Milk, Wheat & Gluten
- MAVERICK$15.39Behold our Maverick Pie: a robust blend of classic tomato sauce and fresh mozzarella, topped with a trio of premium meats - savory salami, cup-and-char pepperoni, and aromatic Italian sausage. A swirl of fresh basil pesto adds a tantalizing twist, while a generous dusting of Parmesan-Romano crowns this creation. This pie is a powerhouse of Italian flavors – a taste of tradition in every slice.Allergens: Animal Product, Milk, Wheat & GlutenPopular
- DIRTY BIRD$15.39Indulge in the fiery zest of our Dirty Bird Pie. A creamy parm-romano sauce and shredded mozzarella set the stage for juicy chicken, complemented by the kick of jalapeno peppers. The tangy buffalo sauce, cool ranch dressing, and crumbled blue cheese combine to create a mouthwatering balance of heat and creaminess, making each bite a flavorful feast.
- PINEAPPLE JAK'D$15.39Experience the allure of our Pineapple Jack'd pie: a timeless pairing of classic tomato and shredded mozzarella starts the flavor journey. Juicy pineapple and fiery jalapeno peppers form a tropical twist, balanced by the smoky notes of bacon. A drizzle of hot honey adds a sweet heat finish. The Pineapple Jack'd pie - a playful blend of sweet, spicy, and savory that promises an exciting tropical adventure in each bite.Popular
- CBR$15.39Introducing the CBR pie: a creamy parm-romano sauce topped with shredded mozzarella and sweet grilled onions. The savory richness of chicken and bacon is perfectly balanced with a drizzle of cool, creamy ranch. The CBR pie - a symphony of savory and tangy notes for a captivating culinary experience.
- THEE OUTLAW$15.39Meet Thee Outlaw: a bold play of flavors that starts with a creamy parm-romano sauce, paired with a blanket of shredded mozzarella. Sweet grilled onions, smoky bacon, and tender chicken form a robust trio, while a final drizzle of BBQ sauce adds a tantalizing tangy-sweet edge. Thee Outlaw pie - a daring yet harmonious union of flavors, offering a riveting culinary ride with every slice.
- THEE SHERIFF$15.39INTRODUCING THEE SHERIFF: A BLEND OF CLASSIC TOMATO AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PAIRED WITH GRILLED ONION AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. BANANA PEPPERS ADD A TANGY TWIST, TOPPED OFF WITH A SMOKY BBQ DRIZZLE. IT'S A BOLD, PLANT-BASED SHOWDOWN OF FLAVORS.
- HOT IN HERE$15.39TRY OUR HOT IN HERE PIZZA: SPICY TOMATO SAUCE AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA LAY THE FOUNDATION, JOINED BY JALAPENOS AND WITH DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN AND 'THE BLEND', IT'S FINISHED WITH A FRESH ARUGULA GARNISH. A FIERY, PLANT-BASED DELIGHT.
- DIRTY BIRDLESS$15.39EXPLORE OUR DIRTY BIRDLESS: CREAMY PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, SPICY JALAPEÑOS, AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. TOPPED WITH TANGY BLUE CHEESE, BUFFALO, AND RANCH DRIZZLES. A BOLD, PLANT-BASED FLAVOR JOURNEY.
- @ME DON'T SUB ME$15.39Uncover the flavor extravaganza of our "@Me Don't Sub Me" pie: beginning with a foundation of classic tomato sauce and shredded mozzarella, it’s adorned with a flavorful trio of earthy mushrooms, caramelized grilled onions, and succulent meatballs. Tangy banana peppers intermingle with the luscious sprinkling of parm-romano cheese, culminating in a feast of diverse textures and flavors – an enticing culinary journey in every slice.Popular
- THE TONE$15.39Introducing "The Tone," a signature pie conceived by Tony, a fan-favorite &fam member from our Potomac Yards location. Beginning with regular dough and white sauce, it’s layered with basil, shredded cheese, chicken, and bacon. Post-bake, it’s finished with Parmesan, a drizzle of ranch, garlic, and 'The Blend,' making it a true testament to Tony's flair for combining classic and comforting flavors.
THE DRIP
- THE DICKLE PIE$16.79Indulge in our Dickle Pie: a cheeky blend of tangy pickles and garlic butter on a parm-romano base, topped with a ranch drizzle. It’s bold, garlicky, and radiates 'Big Dickle Energy'.
- ELOTE LOCO$16.79Meet The Elote Loco. With fire-roasted corn, grilled onion, cotija cheese and elote sauce. It’s bolder than your mother-in-law 6 margaritas deep.
- MOONSTRUCK$16.79Welcome back the beloved "Moonstruck," a pie that dazzles with its luxurious blend of flavors. It starts with a rich mushroom truffle sauce and fresh mozzarella, topped with savory grilled onions and earthy mushrooms. Creamy goat cheese adds depth, and the pie is artfully finished with a fig balsamic drizzle and a hint of truffle oil. "Moonstruck" delivers a sophisticated, gourmet experience, making each bite a celebration of its triumphant return.
- BUBBA MAMBO$16.79Introducing the "Bubba Mambo," a pie that celebrates the flavors of DC. This creation starts with a creamy parm-romano sauce and shredded mozzarella, layered with savory grilled onions and crisp green bell peppers. It’s jazzed up with Old Bay seasoned shrimp and hearty Italian sausage, then boldly finished with a generous drizzle of Capital City Mambo sauce. "Bubba Mambo" offers a delightful fusion of local tastes, capturing the essence of DC's culinary spirit in every bite.
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