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Featured items
Cupcakes
- Cupcakes Assorted 6pk$24.00Assorted Weekly Flavors Available bakery selected. Mix of Birthday Cake Vanilla, Triple Chocolate, Strawberry Shortcake, and Caramel Churro. Always labeled packagesPopular
- GF/V Cupcake 6pk$35.00Assorted bakery selection of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate or red velvet. All 6 cupcakes are both gluten free and vegan.
- Cake Jars 6oz.$8.00Choose from a great selection of cake jars with a small 2oz. side of milk to add in or not. This non dairy milk add in makes your cake jar taste like cake and ice cream.
Brownies/Bars/Cookies
- GF/V Cookie Sandwich$11.00Choose 1 dietary restriction. Weekly flavors vary. Choose frosting or icecream. It will come with the vegan icecream available unless requested otherwise
- Cookies 6pk$18.00Various cookie flavors sold by the each. Baked fresh daily!!!
- Brownie$4.00Choose 1 brownie, or make it a sandwich with 2 brownies and a scoop of ice-cream or with frosting center
- Sundae$12.002 scoop ice-cream standard, 2 toppings or 1 item +1 Scoop
- Gift Bag & Gift Tissue Only$5.00Please Select your occasion preference.
- GF/V Cookie$4.50Choose 1 of the items below based on your dietary resection
- GF/V Brownie$5.001 rich chocolate brownie gluten free and vegan
Beverages
- Alaskan Soda$5.00Soda water, choice of 2 flavors, oat milk, and a lemon makes the freshest lightly sweetened soda you have every had!!
- Bottled Water$2.00
- Soda Can$2.00
- Lemonade$5.00Fresh lemonade with aloe water and regular water for a crisp taste that will wow your taste buds. Add a flavor for only $.50.
- Ice Tea Sweet$5.00Weekly flavors alternate of pre sweetened tea and a fresh lemon slice.
- Arnold Palmer Drink (Tea/Lemonade)$5.00The best of both world in one drink with 1/2 ice tea and 1/2 lemonade.
Hot Drinks
- Hot or Iced Alaska Brewed Coffee 12oz$5.00Freshly brewed just for you daily ground Alaskan Coffee beans with weekly alternating flavors.
Request Hot or Iced - Hot Cocoa 12oz$6.00Choose from your choice of water, whole milk or oat milk for a rich chocolatey experience. We use Ghirardelli Chocolate
- Hot Tea 12oz$5.00Choose from fruity, black, or green tea. We offer additional sugars, milks, and honey on the side on request.
- Apple Cider 12 oz.Sold out • $5.00
Ice Cream
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