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    Squat & Gobble Cafe - West Portal
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    Squat & Gobble Cafe - West Portal

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    Location and hours

    Every Day
    08:00 AM - 08:30 PM
    ₩₩ • Breakfast and Brunch • Burgers • Salads • Gluten Free Friendly • Vegetarian Friendly • Healthy • Family Friendly

    1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco, CA 94127 • More


    • Picked for you

      • Fresh Squeezed OJ

        16 oz Fresh Squeezed Orange
        $7.20
      • Side Chicken Apple Sausage

        $5.94
      • Side Fruit Salad

        Pineapple, Strawberries, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Grapes and Seasonal Fruit. Fruit will Change depending on the Season.
        $9.00
      • Side House Potatoes

        Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
        $5.70
      • Mexican Chicken

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE Grilled chicken breast, Romaine, tomatoes, black beans, roasted corn, red onions, red bell peppers, pepper jack, avocado, crispy tortilla strips, jalapeno sour cream, cilantro, and lemon cumin vinaigrette.
        $20.34
    • Savory Crepes

      • Build Crepe

        ONIONS Included Choice of Cheese. Served House Potatoes and Mix Greens (Optional) includes up to 3 Vegetables.
        $14.34
      • Shrimp Florentine Crepe

        Shrimp, Garlic, Spinach, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Mozzarella Cheese & Pesto Cream Sauce. Served with House Potatoes & Mixed Greens.
        $21.00
      • Veggie Fajita Crepe

        Caramelized bell peppers, onions, tomatoes, cilantro, black beans, and corn pepper jack cheese. Topped with homemade ranchero, tomatillo sauce, jalapeno sour cream, and crispy tortilla strips. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes, and house mixed greens.
        $17.94
      • The Hangover Crepe

        Natural ground Angus chuck, American cheese, onions, and bacon bits. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and house mixed greens.
        $17.94
      • Italian Crepe

        Italian sausage, onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes, scrambled eggs, and mozzarella. Topped with pesto. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and house mixed greens.
        $17.94
      • Chicken Pesto Crepe

        Chicken breast, mozzarella cheese, sun-dried tomato, and pesto sauce. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and house mixed greens.
        $17.94
      • Philly Cheese Steak Crepe Crepe

        Grilled angus beef, melted American cheese, mushrooms, onions, and bell peppers. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and house mixed greens.
        $17.94
      • Zorba The Greek Crepe

        Mozzarella & Feta Cheese, Eggplant, Roasted Red Peppers, Onions, Spinach, Tomatoes, Kalamata. Potatoes, and house mixed greens.
        $17.94
      • BBQ Chicken Crepe

        American cheese, bell peppers, onions, corn, cilantro, and BBQ sauce. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and house mixed greens.
        $17.94
      • Mama Mia Crepe

        Mozzarella Cheese, Onions, Spinach, Mushrooms, Eggplant, Tomatoes, Topped with Marinara Sauce & Parmesan Cheese Served with House Potatoes & Mixed Greens.
        $17.94
    • Dessert Crepes

      • Nutella Crepe

        Nutella and Powdered Sugar. Served with vanilla bean ice cream and powder sugar.
        $7.80
      • Whole Thing

        Bananas, roasted walnuts, brown sugar, cinnamon, and Nutella. Served with vanilla bean ice cream and powder sugar.
        $11.94
      • Strawberry Nutella

        Strawberries and Nutella topped with strawberry sauce. Served with vanilla bean ice cream and powder sugar.
        $11.94
      • Sweet As Apple Pie

        Apple compote, roasted walnuts, brown sugar, and cinnamon. Served with vanilla bean ice cream and powder sugar.
        $11.94
      • Fruity Nutella

        Bananas, strawberries, blueberries, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon, and topped with blueberry sauce. Served with vanilla bean ice cream and powder sugar.
        $11.94
    • Soup & Chili

      • Veggie Black Bean Chili

        Black Bean, Bell peppers, Onions,Garlic, Celery, Canola oil, Kosher Salt, Black Pepper, Fresh Cumin, Tabasco, Chili Powder, Thyme, Paprika, Bay Leaves, Burgundy Wine, Tomato Paste, Crushed Tomato, Chiles, Tomatoes, Sour Cream and Cilantro
        Customize
      • French Onion Soup

        Crispy swiss cheese and croutons
        Customize
    • Salads

      • House Salad

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE Mixed greens, cucumbers, carrots, tomatoes, and house vinaigrette.
        $11.40
      • Kale Caesar

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE Kale, Romaine, crouton crumbs, and Parmesan.
        $11.70
      • Thai Steak Salad

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE New York Strip Steak, Mixed Greens, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Carrots, Red Onions, Peanuts, Mixed Herbs with Chili Lime Dressing
        $21.54
      • Asian Chicken Salad

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE Grilled chicken breast, Romaine, cabbage, bean sprouts, cucumbers, carrots, red onions, red bell peppers, crispy rice noodles, peanuts, fresh herb mix, and Asian dressing.
        $20.34
      • Mexican Chicken

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE Grilled chicken breast, Romaine, tomatoes, black beans, roasted corn, red onions, red bell peppers, pepper jack, avocado, crispy tortilla strips, jalapeno sour cream, cilantro, and lemon cumin vinaigrette.
        $20.34
      • Salmon Cobb

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE Grilled Salmon Filet, Mixed greens with Romaine, fresh herb mix, Gorgonzola, bacon, croutons crumbs, avocado, tomatoes, boiled eggs, and house vinaigrette.
        $22.74
      • Mediterranean Salad

        DRESSING COMES ON THE SIDE Kale, quinoa, red onions, Kalamata olives, tomatoes, cucumbers, red bell peppers, feta cheese, and fresh herb mix tossed with lemon and oregano vinaigrette.
        $17.94
    • Sandwich

      • Eggplant Sandwich

        Mozzarella, Arugula, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomatoes & Pesto Aioli on a Hoagie Roll
        $17.94
      • Steak Sandwich

        Grilled New York Strip Steak with Swiss Cheese, Caramelized Onion & Mushrooms on Garlic Hoagie Roll
        $21.54
      • Crab Cake Sandwich

        Arugula, Red Onions, Tomatoes & Chipotle Aioli on Brioche Bun
        $20.34
      • Fried Chicken Sandwich

        Crispy chicken breast with Swiss, cabbage, kale, creamy Ranch, coleslaw, and chipotle aioli on a hoagie roll. Served with French fries and pickle wedge.
        $17.94
      • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

        Mozzarella, arugula, roasted red peppers, tomatoes, and pesto aioli on grilled focaccia. Served with French fries and pickle wedge.
        $17.94
      • Angus Cheese Steak Sandwich

        Grilled angus beef, American cheese, caramelized mushrooms, onions, and peppers on a hoagie roll. Served with French fries and pickle wedge.
        $17.94
      • Grilled Salmon Filet Sandwich

        Arugula, red onions, tomatoes, and dill aioli on grilled focaccia. Served with French fries and pickle wedge.
        $20.34
      • Albacore Tuna Salad Sandwich

        Albacore Tuna Salad, Lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, and mayo served on whole wheat toast. Served with French fries and pickle wedge.
        $11.94
      • Tuna Melt

        American cheese and grilled whole wheat. Served with French fries and pickle wedge.
        $17.40
    • Burgers

      • Angus Chuck Burger

        1/2 lb all natural Angus chuck, American cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and red onions on a grilled sesame bun. Served with French Fries and Pickle Wedge.
        $17.94
      • Western Burger

        1/2 lb all natural Angus chuck, American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, crispy onion strings and BBQ sauce on a grilled sesame bun. Served with French Fries and Pickle Wedge.
        $21.00
      • Beyond Burger

        Beyond Meat Patty, Arugula, Tomatoes, Red Onion & Chipotle Aioli on a Brioche Bun Served With French Fries and Pickle Wedge
        $17.94
    • Sliders

      • Cheeseburgers Sliders

        3 Sliders
        $12.60
      • Fried Chicken Sliders

        3 Sliders with Coleslaw and chipotle aioli
        $12.60
      • Crab Cake Sliders

        3 Sliders with Arugula and Lemon Dill Aioli
        $15.00
    • Tacos

      • Baja Crispy Fish Tacos

        Two Tacos per order with House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle Aioli Choice of House Salad or French Fries
        $17.94
      • Steak Tacos

        Two Tacos per order with Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Salsa Fresca ,Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream Choice of House Salad or French Fries
        $17.94
      • Beyond Beef Tacos

        Beyond Plant Based Meat. Two Tacos per order with Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Avocado, Salsa Fresca, Chipotle Aioli Choice of House Salad or French Fries
        $17.94
      • Grilled Shrimp Tacos

        Two Tacos per order with House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle Aioli Choice of House Salad or French Fries
        $17.94
      • Crispy Chicken Tacos

        3 Tacos per order with coleslaw and chipotle aioli Choice of House Salad or French Fries
        $17.94
    • Gobble Plates

      • Chicken Wings

        12 pieces with choice of Habanero or Classic Buffalo Sauce and side Ranch Dressing
        $17.94
      • Fish & Chips

        Beer Battered Fish, House Coleslaw & Tartar Sauce
        $19.14
      • Seafood Platter

        1 Crab Cake, 2 Fish beer batter , 3 Shrimps beer batter, House Coleslaw, French Fries, Tartar Sauce & Chipotle Aioli
        $23.94
      • Citrus Salmon Fillet Plate

        Lemon Dill Aioli & Served with House Salad and French Fries
        $22.74
      • Steak Plate

        6 Oz New York Strip Steak, Topped with Caramelized Mushrooms & Onions, Served with House Salad and French Fries
        $22.74
    • Pasta

      • Mac & Cheese

        Nine Month Aged White Cheddar, Cavatappi Noodle, Topped with Breadcrumbs and Green onions Served with Garlic Bread
        $13.14
      • Chicken Parmigiana

        Breaded Chicken Breast with Melted Mozzarella Served Over Spaghettini with Marinara Sauce Served with Garlic Bread
        $22.20
      • Eggplant Parmigiana

        Breaded Eggplant with Melted Mozzarella Served Over Spaghettini with Marinara Sauce Served with Garlic Bread
        $22.20
      • Chicken Rigatoni

        Chicken Breast, Sautéed Broccoli, Roasted Garlic & Onion Served in a Traditional Alfredo Sauce Served with Garlic Bread
        $17.82
      • Angus Beef Rigatoni

        Beef tenderloin, onions, mushrooms, roasted garlic, and stroganoff sauce. Served with garlic bread.
        $19.14
      • Spaghettini Bolognese

        Classic meat sauce (Italian sausage and ground beef), fresh basil, and Parmesan. Served with garlic bread.
        $17.94
      • Grilled Salmon Rigatoni

        Prawns, onions, roasted garlic, mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, broccoli, and pesto cream sauce. Served with garlic bread.
        $20.34
      • Spaghettini with Prawns

        Sauteed prawns, onions, roasted garlic, marinara sauce, fresh basil, and Parmesan. Served with garlic bread.
        $19.14
    • Breakfast Specials

      • Avocado Toast

        Sliced Avocado on a Thick Slice of Country Bread, Topped with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served With a Side of Fruit Salad Add On: One Egg, Any Style - $2.50, Smoked Salmon - $5.00, Cucumber, Tomato, Arugula - $1.95
        $11.94
      • Croissant Sandwich

        Two Eggs Scrambled with Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese in a Warm Croissant Served With Rosemary Garlic Potatoes or Fruit Salad
        $17.40
      • Breakfast Burrito

        Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Bell Peppers, Avocado & Pepper Jack Cheese, Served Over Black Bean Chili, Topped with Salsa Fresca, Ranchero & Green Tomatillo Sauce, Jalapeño Sour Cream & Crispy Tortilla Strips
        $19.14
      • Huevos Rancheros

        Two Eggs Over Easy, Pepper Jack Cheese & Corn Tortillas, Topped With Our Spicy Ranchero Sauce, Served With Black Bean Chili & Jalapeño Sour Cream
        $16.74
      • Triple Gobble

        2 eggs and 2 buttermilk pancakes, and choice of breakfast meat.
        $17.40
      • Buttermilk Pancakes

        Stack of Three Buttermilk Pancakes with Powdered sugar Served with 100% maple syrup.
        $13.14
      • Brioche French Toast

        3 Slices Brioche French Toast with powdered sugar Served with 100% maple syrup.
        $13.14
      • Blueberry Pancakes

        Stack of Three Buttermilk Pancakes, Topped with Blueberry Compote, Powdered sugar Served with 100% maple syrup.
        $16.74
      • Blueberry French Toast

        Three Slices Brioche French Toast Topped with Blueberry Compote, Powdered Sugar. Served with 100% Maple Syrup.
        $16.74
    • Eggs

      • Eye Opener

        2 eggs any style. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and choice of toast.
        $11.94
      • Steak & Eggs

        Sliced filet of beef and 2 eggs. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and choice of toast.
        $21.54
    • Benedicts

      • Florentine Benedict

        Grilled tomatoes and spinach. Served with two poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce on toasted English muffin with rosemary garlic potatoes.
        $17.40
      • Eggs Benedict (Classic)

        Grilled smoked pit ham. Served with two poached eggs, hollandaise sauce on toasted English muffin with rosemary garlic potatoes.
        $17.94
      • Crab Cake Florentine

        Grilled spinach. Served with two poached eggs, hollandaise sauce on toasted English muffin with rosemary garlic potatoes.
        $19.80
      • Fried Chicken Benedict

        Served with two poached eggs, hollandaise sauce on toasted English muffin with rosemary garlic potatoes.
        $17.94
      • Burger Benedict

        Two Poached Eggs, Angus Beef Patty, Grilled Tomatoes & Bacon, Hollandaise Sauce On a Toasted English Muffin with House Potatoes.
        $19.80
      • Lox Benedict

        Two Poached Eggs, Smoked Salmon, Grilled Tomatoes, & Spinach, Hollandaise Sauce On a Toasted English Muffin with House Potatoes.
        $20.34
    • Omelettes

      • Build Omelette

        Choice of Cheese. Served with Toast and House Potatoes. (Optional) includes up to 3 Veggies.
        $13.14
      • Castro Omelette

        Feta Cheese, Tomatoes, Spinach & Kalamata Olives. Served with Toast and House Potatoes
        $19.14
      • South Of The Boarder Omelette

        Pepper jack cheese, black bean chili, and avocado. Topped with salsa, jalapeño sour cream, and cilantro. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and toast.
        $19.14
      • Fillmore Omelette

        Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese
        $19.14
      • Nor-Cal Omelette

        Chicken apple sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, broccoli, avocado, mushrooms, and pepper Jack cheese. Topped with salsa and jalapeño sour cream. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and toast.
        $20.34
      • Bourbon St Omelette

        Spicy Sausage, Spinach, Bell Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Tomatoes & Pepper Jack Cheese, Topped with Cajun Aioli. Served with Toast and House Potatoes
        $20.34
    • Scramblers

      • Build Scrambler

        Choice of Cheese. Served on a bed of House Potatoes side of Toast (Optional) includes up to 3 Vegetables.
        $13.14
      • Milan Scramble

        Italian sausage, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, and parmesan cheese. Topped with pesto sauce. Served with rosemary garlic potatoes and toast.
        $19.14
      • Don Moi Scrambler

        Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Bell Peppers, Pepper Jack Cheese Topped with Avocado, salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Sour Cream
        $19.14
      • Smoked Salmon Scrambler

        Eggs, Tomatoes, Green Onions, Topped with Avocado & Lemon Dill Aioli Served over House Potatoes with Toast
        $20.34
      • Sante Fe Scrambler

        Pepper Jack Cheese, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions, Black Beans, Roasted Corn & Avocado, Topped with Tomatillo Salsa, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Crispy Tortilla Strips & Cilantro.
        $17.94
    • Kids Menu

      • Kids- Popcorn Chicken

        with Fruit, French Fries & Ranch Dressing. Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
      • Kids- Grilled Cheese

        American Cheese, French Fries and Fruit Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
      • Kids- Mini Cheeseburgers

        American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, French Fries & Fruit Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
      • Kids- Quesadilla

        Grilled Flour Tortilla , Mozzarella Cheese and Fresh Fruit Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
      • Kids- Rigatoni

        Rigatoni Pasta- with Choice of Butter or Tomato Sauce Topped with Parmesan Cheese. Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
      • Kids- Mac & Cheese

        Rigatoni & Cheese sauce. and Fresh Fruit Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
      • Kids- Silver Dollar Pancakes

        Silver Dollar Pancakes- with Strawberries, Powdered Sugar, Whipped Cream, 100% Maple syrup and Fresh Fruit Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
      • Kids- Triple Gobble

        One Pancake, One Scrambled Egg, choice of One Slice of bacon, Chicken Apple Sauces or Ham and side Fresh Fruit Included Choice of Kids Drink
        $10.74
    • Sides

      • Side House Potatoes

        Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
        $5.70
      • Side French Fries

        $5.70
      • Side Onion Strings

        $5.70
      • Side Fruit Salad

        Pineapple, Strawberries, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Grapes and Seasonal Fruit. Fruit will Change depending on the Season.
        $9.00
      • Side Fruit All Strawberries

        Pineapple, Strawberries, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Grapes and Seasonal Fruit. Fruit will Change depending on the Season.
        $10.20
      • Side Steamed Broccoli

        $4.74
      • Side Avocado

        Customize
      • Side Grilled Chicken

        $7.14
      • Side Smoked Pit Ham

        $5.94
      • Side Chicken Apple Sausage

        $5.94
      • Side NY Steak

        $8.40
      • Side Grilled Shrimp

        $8.40
      • Side Toast

        $4.20
    • Margaritas

      • Margarita - Regular

        Made with Saki Tequila Blanco. Must be 21 to Purchase.
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      • Strawberry Margarita

        Made with Saki Tequila Blanco. Must be 21 to Purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Raspberry Margarita

        Made with Saki Tequila Blanco. Must be 21 to Purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Mango Margarita

        Made with Saki Tequila Blanco. Must be 21 to Purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Peach Margarita

        Made with Saki Tequila Blanco. Must be 21 to Purchase.
        Unavailable
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    • Brunch Drinks

      • Champagne

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Mimosa

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Bloody Mary

        Made with sake wine. Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Virgin Bloody

        Non-Alcoholic.
        Unavailable
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        $6.00
    • Beer

      • 805

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Anchor Steam

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Drakes Heff

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Stella

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Lagunitas IPA

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Sierra Hazy IPA

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Modelo

        Pint or PItcher Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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    • Wine

      • Cabernet

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Pinot Noir

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Rose

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Sauvignon Blanc

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Pinot Grigio

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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      • Chardonnay

        Must be 21 to purchase.
        Unavailable
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    • Barista Bar

      • Hot Coffee To Go

        $3.00
      • Hot Tea

        Choice of Leaf Herbal, Green & Black Teas,
        $4.74
      • Hot Chocolate

        $4.74
      • Latte

        $4.74
      • Mocha

        $5.40
      • Chai latte

        $4.74
      • Dirty Chai

        Chai Latte with Espresso Shot.
        $6.54
      • Espresso

        $3.90
      • Macchiato

        $4.20
      • Cappuccino

        $4.20
      • Americano

        $3.90
    • Beverages

      • Bottled Water

        $2.40
      • San Pellegrino

        $3.30
      • Coke Can

        $3.54
      • Diet Coke Can

        $3.54
      • Sprite Can

        $3.54
      • Italian Soda

        16 oz Fountain Soda with choice of Flavors
        $3.54
      • Iced Tea

        Unsweetened, Mighty Leaf Iced Tea
        $3.54
      • Lemonade

        Fresh Lemonade
        $4.20
      • Arnold Palmer

        Fresh Lemonade and Iced Tea
        $4.20
      • Fresh Squeezed OJ

        16 oz Fresh Squeezed Orange
        $7.20
      • Apple Juice

        $4.20
      • Iced Coffee

        $3.54
      • Milk

        $3.24
      • Chocolate Milk

        $4.44
    • Disclaimer

      • 5% SF Mandate

        Due to the enforced mandates placed on employers by the city of San Francisco, we are including a 5% SF Mandate Surcharge to all items. Purchased.
        $0.00