The Funny Farm Restaurant
4.6 x (60) • 48.3 mi • Burgers • Sandwich • Wings • $$ • Info
4898 San Felipe Road
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Sunday
9:00 AM - 2:30 PM
Monday
Tuesday - Thursday
10:30 AM - 7:30 PM
Friday
8:00 AM - 8:30 PM
Saturday
9:00 AM - 8:30 PM
Featured items
Burgers
- TRUFFLE SHUFFLE$17.00 • 94% (18)Our toasted brioche roll is dressed with Funny Farm burger sauce and dill pickle, then topped with our fresh 6oz Angus beef patty, gooey Swiss cheese, a pile of sautéed mushrooms, truffle oil, and a little crispy bacon!
- The Cowboy Burger$17.00 • 88% (18)1/3lb. Angus beef patty with chopped pulled pork rib meat, onion ring, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and funny farm sauce on a toasted brioche roll.
- The Farm Burger$15.00 • 100% (19)Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and funny farm sauce on a toasted brioche roll.
- Get Shorty$18.00 • 100% (27)Our fresh angus beef Farmburger, fully loaded, then topped with Jack & cheddar cheeses, three ounces of braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made ketchup!
- The Impossible Burger$19.00 • 100% (19)The best plant-based burger patty with American cheese, grilled onion, lettuce, tomato, and pickles on a brioche roll.
- Philly Burger$17.00 • 100% (8)Classic Angus beef burger topped with shaved Philly beef, grilled onions, peppers, provolone, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and funny farm sauce on a toasted brioche roll.
- City Slicker Burger$15.00 • 100% (8)1/3 lb. patty char-grilled with Swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion, and funny farm sauce on a parmesan sourdough bread.
French Fries
- Short Rib Poutine$15.00 • 66% (3)Thick cut fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds, our house made poutine gravy blend, braised beef short rib, and crispy fried onion strings.
- Poutine$12.00 • 100% (16)Steak cut fries tossed with melted cheese and brown gravy.
- Steak Cut Fries$8.00 • 91% (12)Big chunky fries. Golden brown and seasoned to perfection.
- Stinky Fries$9.00 • 91% (12)Steak fries with house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.
- Buffalo Chicken Poutine$15.00Thick cut fries, loaded with white cheddar cheese curds, and topped with our poutine gravy blend. Topped again with buffalo boneless wings, blue cheese dressing and diced celery.
- Loaded Tots$12.00Crisp, golden brown tater tots, loaded up baked potato style, with bacon, shredded cheese, sour cream and scallions!
Melts
- Philly Steak Melt$16.00 • 93% (16)Thinly shaved beef, American cheese, provolone cheese, grilled onions, peppers, house seasoning blend, on thick cut brioche.
- Mother Clucker$15.00 • 66% (3)Grilled cheese stuffed with two fried eggs, black forest ham, bacon, and American cheese.
- BBQ Brisket Melt$17.00Griddled Sourdough stuffed with gooey cheddar and jack cheese, braised beef brisket, and BBQ sauce.Popular
- El Jeffe$16.00 • 100% (3)Shredded mojo pork, shaved black forest ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard, and pickles grilled on a thick cut brioche.
- The Firebird$15.00 • 90% (10)Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, fire roasted red peppers, sweet onion chipotle sauce, and zesty pepper spread on a grilled sourdough bread.
- Angus Beef Patty Melt$15.00 • 100% (8)One 1/3 lb. angus beef patty seasoned and grilled on the flat top. American cheese, grilled onion, and funny farm sauce.
- The Wonderbird$15.00 • 100% (8)Tender turkey breast, provolone cheese, crispy bacon, and tomato slices on a grilled sourdough bread.
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