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    8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772
    Sunday
    1:30 PM - 11:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    9:00 AM - 1:30 PMBreakfast Menu
    11:00 PM - 12:00 AMLate Night
    7:00 PM - 12:00 AMHoliday Menu
    Monday
    12:30 PM - 11:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    11:00 PM - 12:00 AMLate Night
    Tuesday - Thursday
    11:00 AM - 11:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    11:00 PM - 12:00 AMLate Night
    Friday
    11:00 AM - 11:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    11:00 PM - 1:00 AMLate Night
    Saturday
    12:30 PM - 11:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    9:00 AM - 12:30 PMBreakfast Menu
    11:00 PM - 1:00 AMLate Night

    The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue

    4.7 (72 ratings) • Burgers • $
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    8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772
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    $ • Burgers • American • Sandwiches
    Schedule
    Lunch & Dinner Menu
    11:00 AM – 11:00 PM
    Breakfast Menu
    Sat 9:00 AM – 12:30 PM
    Late Night
    11:00 PM – 12:00 AM
    Holiday Menu
    Sun 7:00 PM – 12:00 AM

    • Picked for you

      • Boneless Idiot Bits

        $15.00
        Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots
        Popular

      • Fried Oreos

        $10.00
        Served with vanilla ice cream.

      • Chicken Fingers

        $12.00
        Served with honey mustard

      • Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

        $18.00
        Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing

      • Lobster Bisque

        $12.00

    • Catering

      • 1/2 Tray Wings

        $65.00

      • 1/2 Tray Mozzarella Sticks

        $65.00

      • Full Tray Boneless Idiot Bits

        $130.00
        Boneless wings

      • Full Tray Wings

        $120.00

      • 1/2 Tray Boneless Idiot Bits

        $70.00
        Boneless wings

      • Full Tray Mini Chicken Tacos

        $110.00

      • Full Tray Mozzarella Sticks

        $110.00

      • 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers

        $65.00

      • Full Tray Chicken Fingers

        $110.00

      • 1/2 Tray Mini Chicken Tacos

        $65.00

    • Appetizers

      • Buffalo Chicken Dip

        $17.00
        Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses & buffalo sauce, in a bread bowl with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips

      • Mozzarella Sticks

        $11.00
        parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara

      • Chicken Fingers

        $12.00
        Served with honey mustard

      • Mini Chicken Tacos

        $10.00
        Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
        Popular

      • Quesadilla

        $13.00
        Bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream

      • Sit-N-Spinach Dip

        $17.00
        Oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend

      • Stoopid Sampler

        $19.00
        Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces

      • Nachos Locos

        $15.00
        Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili

      • Bodacious Tater Tots

        $13.00
        tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream

      • Sweet Jesus Fries

        $12.00
        Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans

      • Onion Ring Tower

        $12.00
        Served with chipotle mayo

      • Veggie Quesadilla

        $15.00
        Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream, and pico de gallo
        vegetarian,gluten free

      • *Cajun Seared Tuna

        $18.00
        Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

      • Calamari

        $17.00
        crispy calamari, tossed in our dry rub seasoning, served with chipotle mayo

      • Mrs. Carone's VIP Meatballs

        $17.00
        (3) pork and ground beef meatballs, deep fried & served with marinara sauce

      • Disco Fries

        $10.00
        Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese, served with gravy

      • Mac-n-Cheese Wedges

        $14.00
        three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep fried, served with ranch dressing

      • Fried Pickle Chips

        $11.00
        Tempura battered pickle chips, served with honey mustard or ranch

      • Jumbo Hot Pretzel

        $10.00
        Served with mustard

      • Marinated Steak Tidbits

        $19.00
        Marinated steak bits topped with bleu cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
        Gluten Free

    • Our Famous Wings

      • Our Famous Wings

        $15.00
        Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.

      • Boneless Idiot Bits

        $15.00
        Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots
        Popular

    • Soups

      • Loaded Potato Soup

        $10.00

      • French Onion Soup

        $10.00

      • Lobster Bisque

        $12.00

      • Chicken Noodle Soup

        $9.00

      • Chili

        $11.00

    • Salads

      • G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time)

        $18.00
        Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, & pecans, topped with grilled chicken
        gluten free

      • Caesar Salad

        $14.00
        Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan

      • Cobb Salad

        $16.00
        Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, bleu cheese crumble & apple slices
        Gluten Free

      • Garden Salad

        $12.00
        Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
        Gluten Free

      • Southwest Salad

        $18.00
        Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cajun chicken and cilantro lime vinaigrette

      • Bistro Salad

        $17.00
        Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze
        Gluten Free

      • *TNT

        $21.00
        Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds in our thai sauce **Tuna cooked rare. Please select rare unless longer cook time preferred**

    • Sandwiches

      • Moe

        $19.00
        Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese, with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero

      • Sweet Chicky Sandwich

        $17.00
        Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll

      • Sliced Steak Sandwich

        $22.00
        Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

      • Filet McMuff Sandwich

        $23.00
        Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese, served on an English muffin

      • Curly

        $18.00
        Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

      • American Chicken Sandwich

        $17.00
        Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese & bacon, served on a pretzel roll

      • Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

        $14.00

      • Larry Po' Boy Sandwich

        $20.00
        grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero

      • Groovin Reuben

        $20.00
        Corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing, served on toasted rye

      • Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

        $19.00
        Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero

      • Philly Cheese Steak

        $20.00
        Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, & melted American and nacho cheese on a hero

      • It's the Sht Sandwich

        $20.00
        Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll

      • Turkey Club

        $18.00
        Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun

    • Stoopid Sliders

      • Three Stooges Sliders

        $17.00
        Mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.

      • Lobster Roll Sliders

        $19.00
        House made lobster salad on toasted martins potato rolls

      • V.I.P. Sliders

        $20.00
        filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls

      • Meatloaf Sliders

        $20.00
        house-made meatloaf, topped with frazzled onions on mini martin potato rolls with gravy

      • BBQ Chicken Sliders

        $18.00
        shredded BBQ chicken, topped with thin sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls

    • Wraps & Paninis

      • Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

        $18.00
        Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing

      • El Diablo Wrap

        $18.00
        Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
        Spicy

      • Buffalo Soldier Wrap

        $17.00
        Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing

      • Grilled Chicken Panini

        $18.00
        Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto

      • Ahi Tuna Wrap

        $21.00
        Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

      • Healthy Italian Wrap

        $17.00
        Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella

      • Marinated Prime Panini

        $21.00
        Marinated sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with horseradish mayo

      • Cajun Shrimp Wrap

        $19.00
        Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo

      • Veggie Panini

        $18.00
        Eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato & fresh mozzarella

    • Tacos

      • Chipotle Shrimp Tacos

        $19.00
        Topped with shredded cabbage and mango salsa

      • *Ahi Tuna Tacos

        $22.00
        Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, with wasabi mayo

      • Pulled Pork Tacos

        $18.00
        Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw

    • Burgers

      • The Ace Burger

        $19.00
        8oz burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon and your choice of cheese

      • Cheeseburger

        $15.00

      • Chipotle Chicken Burger

        $18.00
        Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw

      • Marinated Burger

        $18.00
        8oz burger covered in our signature marinade

      • Texas Burger

        $18.00
        8oz burger topped with fried jalapenos, frazzled onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce

      • The Meathead Burger

        $20.00
        10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll

      • V.I.P. Chopped Cheese

        $21.00
        freshly chopped hamburger patty, sautéed onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard & ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, tomato & thin sliced pickle chips, served on a pressed hero

      • Burger

        $14.00

      • The Burgundy Burger

        $18.00
        8oz burger, bacon, swiss cheese, Cajun dipped & topped with house made potato chips

      • Bavarian Burger

        $20.00
        8oz burger topped with sautéed onions & house-made German beer cheese

    • Flatbreads

      • The Buffalo Flatbread

        $15.00
        Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing

      • The Prosciutto

        $18.00
        topped with arugula, crumbled goat cheese, sliced apples, prosciutto & walnuts, drizzled with balsamic glaze

      • The Greek

        $13.00
        topped with Greek salad

    • Signature Dishes

      • Dreamy Tortellini

        $26.00
        Tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce

      • Idiot Francese

        $22.00
        Chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta

      • Jazzy Jambalaya

        $21.00
        Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
        Gluten Free

      • V.I.P Ribs

        $18.00
        Served with mac n cheese and cole slaw

      • Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet (Parmesan Style)

        $24.00
        coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried, topped with house-made marinara and melted mozzarella cheese

      • Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

        $21.00
        coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried

    • Toppings

      • Pickle

        $0.50

      • Cole Slaw

        $1.00

      • Wing Sauce

        $1.00

      • Bacon

        $2.00

      • Frazzled Onions

        $1.25

      • Cheese

        $0.75

      • Fried Jalapeños

        $1.25

      • Fried Pickle Chips (Topping)

        $1.25

      • Marinade

        $1.50

      • Sautéed Mushrooms

        $1.25

      • Pulled Pork

        $3.00

      • Onion

        $0.50

      • Sautéed Onions

        $1.25

      • Avocado

        $2.50

      • Lettuce

        $0.50

      • Tomato

        $0.50

      • Fried Egg

        $1.50

    • Sides

      • Crinkle Cut Fries

        $3.00

      • Waffle Fries

        $5.00

      • Mac 'n Cheese

        $6.00

      • Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy

        $7.00

      • Cole Slaw

        $1.00

      • Sweet Potato Fries

        $7.00

      • Onion Rings

        $5.00

      • Rice

        $4.00

      • Loaded Tater Tots

        $6.00

      • Sautéed Veggies

        $6.00

      • Tater Tots

        $5.00

    • Desserts

      • Fried Twinkies

        $10.00
        Chicken cutlets sautéed in housemade Francese sauce served over pasta.

      • Traditional Banana Fosters

        $10.00
        Served with vanilla ice cream.

      • Gluten-free chocolate cake

        $9.00
        Gluten Free

      • Ice Cream

        $1.50
        Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.

      • Tiramisu

        $9.00
        Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel, and flambéed bananas.

      • Manhattan Truffle

        $9.00
        White chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.

      • White Chocolate Truffle

        $9.00
        Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.

      • Spumoni Truffle

        $9.00
        A light coffee-flavored cake.

      • Fried Oreos

        $10.00
        Served with vanilla ice cream.

      • Cold Brew Coffee Gelato Pint

        $10.00

      • Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato Pint

        $10.00

      • Rainbow Cookie Icecream Pint

        $10.00

      • Raspberry Sorbet Pint

        $10.00

      • Rainbow Cookie Cake

        $9.00

    Frequently asked questions

    What is the address of The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue in Patchogue?

    The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue is located at: 8 E Main St , Patchogue

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    What are the most popular items on the The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue menu?

    The most ordered items from The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue are: Boneless Idiot Bits, Marinated Burger, Sliced Steak Sandwich.

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