

Location and hours
Sunday | ||
1:30 PM - 11:00 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
9:00 AM - 1:30 PM | Breakfast Menu | |
11:00 PM - 12:00 AM | Late Night | |
7:00 PM - 12:00 AM | Holiday Menu | |
Monday | ||
12:30 PM - 11:00 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
11:00 PM - 12:00 AM | Late Night | |
Tuesday - Thursday | ||
11:00 AM - 11:00 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
11:00 PM - 12:00 AM | Late Night | |
Friday | ||
11:00 AM - 11:00 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
11:00 PM - 1:00 AM | Late Night | |
Saturday | ||
12:30 PM - 11:00 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
9:00 AM - 12:30 PM | Breakfast Menu | |
11:00 PM - 1:00 AM | Late Night |
Picked for you
- Boneless Idiot Bits$15.00Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrotsPopular
- Fried Oreos$10.00Served with vanilla ice cream.
- Chicken Fingers$12.00Served with honey mustard
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap$18.00Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing
- Lobster Bisque$12.00
Catering
- 1/2 Tray Wings$65.00
- 1/2 Tray Mozzarella Sticks$65.00
- Full Tray Boneless Idiot Bits$130.00Boneless wings
- Full Tray Wings$120.00
- 1/2 Tray Boneless Idiot Bits$70.00Boneless wings
- Full Tray Mini Chicken Tacos$110.00
- Full Tray Mozzarella Sticks$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers$65.00
- Full Tray Chicken Fingers$110.00
- 1/2 Tray Mini Chicken Tacos$65.00
Appetizers
- Buffalo Chicken Dip$17.00Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses & buffalo sauce, in a bread bowl with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips
- Mozzarella Sticks$11.00parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
- Chicken Fingers$12.00Served with honey mustard
- Mini Chicken Tacos$10.00Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheesePopular
- Quesadilla$13.00Bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream
- Sit-N-Spinach Dip$17.00Oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend
- Stoopid Sampler$19.00Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces
- Nachos Locos$15.00Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili
- Bodacious Tater Tots$13.00tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream
- Sweet Jesus Fries$12.00Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
- Onion Ring Tower$12.00Served with chipotle mayo
- Veggie Quesadilla$15.00Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream, and pico de gallo
vegetarian,gluten free
- *Cajun Seared Tuna$18.00Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
- Calamari$17.00crispy calamari, tossed in our dry rub seasoning, served with chipotle mayo
- Mrs. Carone's VIP Meatballs$17.00(3) pork and ground beef meatballs, deep fried & served with marinara sauce
- Disco Fries$10.00Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese, served with gravy
- Mac-n-Cheese Wedges$14.00three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep fried, served with ranch dressing
- Fried Pickle Chips$11.00Tempura battered pickle chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
- Jumbo Hot Pretzel$10.00Served with mustard
- Marinated Steak Tidbits$19.00Marinated steak bits topped with bleu cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
Gluten Free
Our Famous Wings
- Our Famous Wings$15.00Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.
- Boneless Idiot Bits$15.00Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrotsPopular
Soups
- Loaded Potato Soup$10.00
- French Onion Soup$10.00
- Lobster Bisque$12.00
- Chicken Noodle Soup$9.00
- Chili$11.00
Salads
- G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time)$18.00Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, & pecans, topped with grilled chicken
gluten free
- Caesar Salad$14.00Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan
- Cobb Salad$16.00Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, bleu cheese crumble & apple slices
Gluten Free
- Garden Salad$12.00Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
Gluten Free
- Southwest Salad$18.00Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cajun chicken and cilantro lime vinaigrette
- Bistro Salad$17.00Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Gluten Free
- *TNT$21.00Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds in our thai sauce **Tuna cooked rare. Please select rare unless longer cook time preferred**
Sandwiches
- Moe$19.00Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese, with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
- Sweet Chicky Sandwich$17.00Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll
- Sliced Steak Sandwich$22.00Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
- Filet McMuff Sandwich$23.00Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese, served on an English muffin
- Curly$18.00Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
- American Chicken Sandwich$17.00Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese & bacon, served on a pretzel roll
- Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast$14.00
- Larry Po' Boy Sandwich$20.00grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
- Groovin Reuben$20.00Corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing, served on toasted rye
- Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich$19.00Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
- Philly Cheese Steak$20.00Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, & melted American and nacho cheese on a hero
- It's the Sht Sandwich$20.00Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
- Turkey Club$18.00Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Stoopid Sliders
- Three Stooges Sliders$17.00Mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.
- Lobster Roll Sliders$19.00House made lobster salad on toasted martins potato rolls
- V.I.P. Sliders$20.00filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
- Meatloaf Sliders$20.00house-made meatloaf, topped with frazzled onions on mini martin potato rolls with gravy
- BBQ Chicken Sliders$18.00shredded BBQ chicken, topped with thin sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls
Wraps & Paninis
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap$18.00Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing
- El Diablo Wrap$18.00Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
Spicy
- Buffalo Soldier Wrap$17.00Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing
- Grilled Chicken Panini$18.00Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
- Ahi Tuna Wrap$21.00Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
- Healthy Italian Wrap$17.00Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
- Marinated Prime Panini$21.00Marinated sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with horseradish mayo
- Cajun Shrimp Wrap$19.00Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
- Veggie Panini$18.00Eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato & fresh mozzarella
Tacos
- Chipotle Shrimp Tacos$19.00Topped with shredded cabbage and mango salsa
- *Ahi Tuna Tacos$22.00Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, with wasabi mayo
- Pulled Pork Tacos$18.00Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw
Burgers
- The Ace Burger$19.008oz burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon and your choice of cheese
- Cheeseburger$15.00
- Chipotle Chicken Burger$18.00Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw
- Marinated Burger$18.008oz burger covered in our signature marinade
- Texas Burger$18.008oz burger topped with fried jalapenos, frazzled onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
- The Meathead Burger$20.0010oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
- V.I.P. Chopped Cheese$21.00freshly chopped hamburger patty, sautéed onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard & ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, tomato & thin sliced pickle chips, served on a pressed hero
- Burger$14.00
- The Burgundy Burger$18.008oz burger, bacon, swiss cheese, Cajun dipped & topped with house made potato chips
- Bavarian Burger$20.008oz burger topped with sautéed onions & house-made German beer cheese
Flatbreads
- The Buffalo Flatbread$15.00Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
- The Prosciutto$18.00topped with arugula, crumbled goat cheese, sliced apples, prosciutto & walnuts, drizzled with balsamic glaze
- The Greek$13.00topped with Greek salad
Signature Dishes
- Dreamy Tortellini$26.00Tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
- Idiot Francese$22.00Chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
- Jazzy Jambalaya$21.00Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
Gluten Free
- V.I.P Ribs$18.00Served with mac n cheese and cole slaw
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet (Parmesan Style)$24.00coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried, topped with house-made marinara and melted mozzarella cheese
- Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet$21.00coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried
Toppings
- Pickle$0.50
- Cole Slaw$1.00
- Wing Sauce$1.00
- Bacon$2.00
- Frazzled Onions$1.25
- Cheese$0.75
- Fried Jalapeños$1.25
- Fried Pickle Chips (Topping)$1.25
- Marinade$1.50
- Sautéed Mushrooms$1.25
- Pulled Pork$3.00
- Onion$0.50
- Sautéed Onions$1.25
- Avocado$2.50
- Lettuce$0.50
- Tomato$0.50
- Fried Egg$1.50
Sides
- Crinkle Cut Fries$3.00
- Waffle Fries$5.00
- Mac 'n Cheese$6.00
- Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy$7.00
- Cole Slaw$1.00
- Sweet Potato Fries$7.00
- Onion Rings$5.00
- Rice$4.00
- Loaded Tater Tots$6.00
- Sautéed Veggies$6.00
- Tater Tots$5.00
Desserts
- Fried Twinkies$10.00Chicken cutlets sautéed in housemade Francese sauce served over pasta.
- Traditional Banana Fosters$10.00Served with vanilla ice cream.
- Gluten-free chocolate cake$9.00
Gluten Free
- Ice Cream$1.50Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.
- Tiramisu$9.00Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel, and flambéed bananas.
- Manhattan Truffle$9.00White chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.
- White Chocolate Truffle$9.00Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.
- Spumoni Truffle$9.00A light coffee-flavored cake.
- Fried Oreos$10.00Served with vanilla ice cream.
- Cold Brew Coffee Gelato Pint$10.00
- Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato Pint$10.00
- Rainbow Cookie Icecream Pint$10.00
- Raspberry Sorbet Pint$10.00
- Rainbow Cookie Cake$9.00
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What is the address of The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue in Patchogue?
The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue is located at: 8 E Main St , Patchogue
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